tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076812112382829262024-03-08T07:11:54.961-08:00served hot!yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-11139060576157758402009-01-03T23:19:00.000-08:002009-01-04T00:20:52.947-08:00Hello, God? You there?My concept of spirituality has undergone innumerable changes. From the innocent and complete faith of a child, to the 'cool' disregard of anything that has to do with spirituality as a teenager, to the now more cynical approach. I know, in times like these, with the Gaza attacks escalating and assuming fearful levels and a Third World War lurking around the corner, it would do one good to flex those knees and kneel down, head bent in prayer. <br /> Much like most, I was stuck to my TV set every time a news bulletin about the Sister Abhaya case popped up. Choosing to ignore the religious attachments to the case, I was shocked and stupified as I watched the events unfold in a series that can be best described as 'The TV's Da Vinci Code'. I say this because, Da Vinci code did to books what the Sister Abhaya Case did to Television. More readers, more viewers. I also say this because, while the Da Vinci Code brought along with many religious controversies, the Abhaya Case, too, did not escape the wrath of religious followers. <br /> But let's not taint our take on the matter with religion. I happened to surf the internet when the news of three prime suspects being released on bail hit me like a truck of bricks. I came across certain forums that indirectly supported the prime suspects and supported the view that this was a case of 'trail by media'. <br /> But what caught my attention was a discussion which began saying that the prime suspects were able to elude justice for 16 long years because they worked for God ... or something to that effect! <br /> I cant help but feel that this is a classic case of the 'glass half full' syndrome. Many lamented that justice was not meted to those guilty at a sooner time. Some also said that ultimately, the guilty could not escape punishment. Sadly, the latter formed a very feeble minority. <br /> No doubt, supporting the 'half glass full' school of thought is more comforting. So, why not do it more often? I know the 16 year wait for justice might have been a bitter one, but doesn't solving a case and bringing the suspects to light after 16 years say something? Perhaps that all is not lost?yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-9153182855673063912008-05-06T22:04:00.000-07:002008-05-06T22:05:07.049-07:00Going Grr ...I have gone an extra mile to keep away from people who lose their temper easily. I really hate witnessing someone's temper firsthand, and more importantly, being the cause for the outburst. Wherever you go, you are bound to come across people who really lose their cool and ultimately turn out to be an embarrassment to those around him and to himself. I am sure later, while thinking about his reaction, he might feel really silly and might give anything to turn time back. I mean, how angry and irritated can a person really get? Right?<br />At home, most of us are mild mannered creatures. Cut to workplace. Many evolve into screaming, swearing monsters. What makes them see red while at their workplace? <br /> Curiosity piqued, I asked a lot of my friends about this interesting topic. And this is what they had to say …<br />1) “Your first day at work. You turn on your computer and check whether you can chat via gmail. You can't because it has been disabled. You accept that. You move on. Days later, you catch the guy sitting right next to you chatting on gmail. You ask how did he manage to enable the service. He replies, “Aren't you supposed to be working?”'<br />2) “Is someone crying? What is that horrible noise? Oh no! It is something worse! 'That horrible noise' is coming from this guy, who sits right opposite you, humming a song in a voice that can only be described as like the noise that a cat makes when skinned alive - something that does not even sound remotely human. For all that torture, stuffing that paperweight down his throat seem to be polite enough to say “Stop it!”'<br />3) “It's lunch time. Ah, peace. Not for long. The men come trooping in with huge lunch boxes. Amongst snickers and laughs, the men start chomping on their food. The noise made by their chewing is enough to bring the roof down. The noise starts echoing in your ears and distress signals are sent to your brain. What you won't give to be able to ask the men, “Sir, have you bought stones for lunch?”'<br />4) “You have an important client to talk to pronto. You are sharing your office phone with a person who seems to have the phone receiver surgically attached to her ear. You calm yourself thinking your colleague might be making an important call. Instead, you hear snippets of their conversation … “So, what is for lunch?”, “Can I borrow your read skirt for the party today?”, “I saw this movie recently …”, “Can you book tickets for my trip to India in the year 2010?”… Aaagghhh …”<br />5) “You are concentrating hard while working. But obviously, the occupants of the adjacent cubicle are out to 'par-tay'. They holler, laugh AND have their mobile phone's ringtone set to the maximum volume.”<br />6) “You always find your stationary missing from your desk. You go hunting for it and find it on the desk of colleagues with sheepish grins. Forcefully smiling, you are aghast at seeing your pens, pencils, erasers … or rather, whatever is left of them. Few hours later, you borrow a pen from the same person and before you use it, you hear a sweet voice say, “Oh. Hey! Return the stapler once your done, please. Just reminding!”yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-10014116080678260302008-05-06T04:11:00.000-07:002008-05-06T04:14:26.608-07:00Yup ... it's changed!You know things have changed when –<br />1) Most of your sentences begin with “In my days …”<br />2) Most of your conversations center on the topic ‘Kids these days!’ (obviously not in a flattering way!)<br />3) When an internee walks into your office and you are reminded of your time as one.<br />4) You go offline (or appear offline) when a friend logs into MSN messenger as you don’t want to chat while working and get distracted.<br />5) Even the oldest official mails can be found in your inbox, but you have to head towards the trash folder to get your friends’ mails.<br />6) You are briefly taken aback on getting a mail from a friend!<br />7) You are running out of excuses for not keeping in touch with friends<br />8) And when you do send a mail, you don’t know what to talk about other than work.<br />9) You address half the people you know as ‘Mr’ or ‘Mrs’.<br />10) When half the people you know address you as ‘Miss/Mrs/Mr’<br />11) When your wardrobe is full of formal shirts and you catch yourself wondering what to wear on a casual day out with friends.<br />12) You keep looking at the watch while watching a movie in the theatre because you have be at work early tomorrow.<br />13) You might forget your birthday, but never your pay day.<br />14) You can’t help laughing about the time you write nasty comments about the service provided at a hotel in the comment card.<br />15) Now, you politely decline to fill it in or write ‘good’ in each column.<br />16) You block out the fact that Deepika Padukone and Katrina Kaif are younger than you!yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-68333501284399205902008-04-21T03:49:00.000-07:002008-04-21T03:54:02.872-07:00A Race to the exit!I usually try to refrain from reviewing movies, barring special movies, though for EXTREMELY different reasons, like Chak de and Hello (refer previous posts). It's not that I don't enjoy placing a movie under the microscope … it's just that movie is art. It is the output of a filmmaker's hardwork and I don't feel great opting for the cushy and more convenient job of reviewing them.<br /><br />But, when you come across a movie that can, by no means, be termed as 'art', what must one do? After ages, I decided to go for a movie with my brother in law and my sis. We eagerly checked the papers and came across the Hindi movie Race. Hmmm … well it's a movie with Anil Kapoor in it … and Akshaye Khanna … How bad can it be? Let's go!<br /><br />Even thinking about the movie makes me feel tired and weary! Those three hours in the theatre was a terrible ordeal, which I am surely not going to forget for weeks to come. What was wrong with the movie? You really want to hear? More importantly, do you have the time? Coz this might take some time …<br /><br />Let's begin with the men. Saif In a movie that makes endless hours of staring at the ceiling a much more attractive option, you would expect someone like Khan to have worked on his acting skills, in between his trips to the tattoo artist's. It is not that he did not act well … It's just that I feel he could have done a much better job. Agreed the role had nothing to write home about, but he could have done something more than wear windshield-sized sunglasses, grunt, not comb his hair and … I swear I caught him wince somewhere in between! (Hahah!)<br /><br />Next is Khanna. Well, if I had missed the beginning of Race, I would have easily mistaken Khanna to be acting in a sequel to Humraaz. That flashy devilish grin of his the first few times made him look very endearing … but later, when you find yourself watch him grin far too many times, you think enough is enough! <br /><br />Next Anil Kapoor. I really admire Kapoor as an actor and his work in Pukar is one of my favourites. But, good God, man! I really don't think you should take up such roles, especially after your daughter made her debut in a still-fresh-in-memory disaster called Saawariya! He munches on fruits throughout the movie and mouths embarrassingly corny lines.<br /><br />Next the ladies. Bipasha is ok, surprisingly. I mean, you know she is there somewhere in the movie but you wouldn't really miss her if she wasn't. Kaif's mere presence in the movie has reaffirmed my faith that if Bollywood continues to churn out more actress like Kaif, they are definitely heading for the dumps. And this because, I read in many magazines that she was the only actress who delivered the maximum number of hits last year. Needless to say, I am yet to recover from the shock of reading the news.<br /><br />Now, the lady who inspired me to write this post and review the movie in the first place. Sameera Reddy. Her rcharacter was one of the worst ones I have across. No, I would like to change that. Her role is THE WORST one I have come across. She had to play a dumb assistant to Anil and was mainly the victim of Anil's 'pun-intended' jokes. Her role was a very demeaning one and I really don't know how a human being with even a shred of dignity could take up such a role. Now why I would like to emphasise this point is because I came across quite a few reviews which described Sameera's role as a 'cute and sweet' assistant!!!! Gimme a break!!!<br /><br />And whatz worse? Race has been declared a hit! This is madness, I tell you!yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-69953019351088804242008-01-30T02:30:00.000-08:002008-01-30T03:28:48.684-08:00A happy accidentWhen people grow nostalgic and talk about how they used to climb trees and break their bones as kids, I keep thinking to myself, "What are they talking about??" Okay, either they have terrible calcium-deprived bones or they are all making it up. Honestly, how can you always manage to get your bones fractured, your clothes torn and so on? How can the number of accidents that you have had as a child act as a measuring tool to gauge how wonderful your childhood was?<br />Well, I was always a careful child. I mean, of course, barring an occasional scrape or cut, I don't really remember having a major or even a minor accident. It is not that I was exceptionally careful or anything but probably God was being too kind. Even after spending a whole day in the school playground, I would turn up at home looking neat and tidy. I don't remember ever tearing a sock, losing a ribbon or any of my shirts missing a button. <br />I always find myself, strangely enough, surrounded by people who have had at least one major or minor operation. I mean, if it's not an appendix operation, it's an operation that has something to do with tonsils, adenoids etc etc. So when someone, for instance, steps on my feet in a crowded place, and I yelp out "Ouch! That hurts!", I am bound to get a quick retort for friends, " Yeah!? What would you know?" Anyway, I am not complaining! <br />Now, being a grown up, I no longer fancy about getting hurt, cut or operated on. I consider it a inconvenience — a waste of time and money. So, God could not have picked up a 'better' time to give me my first accident - a really bad sprain.<br />I was busy trying to catch a bus when the embarrasing accident happened. My company van was waiting for me and as usual I was running late. With one hand holding my mobile, the other my watch and my mouth the house keys, I deemed it possible to literally fly across the stairs. Of course, the next thing I remember is having landed on the ground on all fours, with my mobile, house keys and watch all scattered on the ground.Trying to ignore the sharp and shooting pain in my ankle, I boarded my bus and the rest of the day passed off uneventfully.<br />It was only in the evening that my walk slowly degraded into a limp. I found it difficult to move my ankle without grimacing from the pain. On reaching home, I took a good look at my ankle and was shocked to see that it had swollen to twice it's size. <br />My first reaction was ... excitment! Wow! My first sprain! I soon thought of devising ways to manipulate this situation in my favour. I played the role of 'the injured' to the T around my family and was soon flooded with offers to get a cup of tea, the remote control, my hairbrush and even chocolates to 'cheer' me up! I managed to put up a brave face through it all and went to bed, feeling triumphant.<br />The next day, I sprang from the bed and was, as usual, running late. Wishing eveyone a half hearted and quick good morning, I was on my way to the wash room when my mom estatically said "Hey you are not limping anymore!" "Huh?" And I looked at my ankle to see that a tiny bump and almost no pain! My reaction? "AW SHUCKS!"yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-25917199167375975692007-12-28T22:28:00.000-08:002007-12-28T23:24:40.089-08:00My 50 year old classmate!I have an Indian driving license — something which continues to shock me to this very day. Needless to say, I never touched, let alone ride, a car after getting the license; that is, if occasional rides in male classmates' dad's cars do not not fall under this category. Anyway, when I applied for classes here, the registrar asked me whether I have a valid Indian license. Like the climax of some action-flick, I took out my license, (mind you, all in slow motion!), and showed it to her, while having the cheshire cat grin. One look at the license, and ... " Sorry, but your license is not valid. You should have had a license for at least two years. Your's is only a year old so ..." The sudden flashes of images of me waking up earlier than the stray dogs in my colony for my driving classes, fighting to stay awake while behind the wheel, the actual test and all those terrible arduous formalities did nothing to stifle my mental cries. Well, I didn't actually wanna scream out loud and be denied of the right to register on the grounds of being of 'unstable mind'.<br /><br />Anyway, now I have to attend 40 classes while a two year old Indian license would have granted me the priviledge of attending only 20 and hence get the license faster. Here, the traumatic experiences of getting a license have inspired people to write their memoirs and dedicate a chunk of the book to it! As a part of the entire process, we have to attend four lecture classes — lectures that would include some interesting stuff about first aid, emergencies, traffic signals etc etc. I walked into the lecture class and was faintly reminded of my college days. Those arm chairs, which I so detested back in college, were back and while taking my seat and generally chatting with my 'benchmate', the rest of the students slowly started piling in. There were all sorts of people — young 'studs' with hurricane like hairdos, corporate executives, young brides and ... much to my amazement ... 50 year olds! What struck me was, here we all are, back in a college-like, albeit artifical, atmosphere, complete with sling bags, classrooms and projector. But for those four hours, age really didn't matter coz we all were students and some were determined to have some fun of their own.<br /><br />Some habits die hard. They need not be bad ones, just habits. While listening to the lecture, there were some cheeky guys (er, men) who were playing games in their mobile phones. There were some who were diligently listening and taking down notes, all the while trying to ward of its chatterbox neighbour, in the fear of irking the 30 something ( also, may I add, good looking) lecturer. Of course, there some naughty, who bordered on irritating, ones who changed their mobile ringtones to 'Who let the dogs out' and allowed it to ring when the lecture got a tad boring. I could not help but think " Now, this is what I call reliving college!"<br /><br />But all it took was the ring of the last bell, which symbolised the end of the lecture. As they came out of their building, I saw very young men and women waiting for them, who were probably their children. As, the old men handed their sling bags over to them ( which in all probablity had been borrowed from them for the day), they seemed to have relished the lecture classes for other reasons than having crossed a milestone to get the license.yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-53186431915784898132007-10-27T06:44:00.000-07:002007-10-27T06:51:36.511-07:00It is not a child's play!After a brief hiatus, I decided that it was time to update my blog. I<br />recently changed jobs and now I work as a sub editor for a well<br />reputed children's magazine. In my old job, my job profile included<br />dealing with angry clients incase I had reported or misinterpreted<br />some fact wrong and always keeping my doctor's name in handy by my<br />side, in the event of an unexpected but long overdue, nervous<br />breakdown!<br /><br />Here, my job is pretty lax. The worst thing that can happen is a child<br />not being sent his prize for winning a content hosted by our magazine<br />on time. Dealing with 5 year olds is a piece of cake - especially<br />after dealing with 50 plus lava spewing professionals!! Coo the right<br />words and the child is rest assured that the magazine is in no way to<br />be blamed for the delay in sending the gift! The present job is also a<br />lot more creative than the previous one. We constantly have to come up<br />with new ideas for contests and coloumns in the magazine as ( as we<br />were warned umpteen times) children get bored really easily.<br /><br />While still a college student I used to love reading. I did my<br />graduation from a college where you could find everyone's noses buried<br />in a book 24/7 - before classes, DEFINETELY during classes and after<br />classes - to well past midnight. On the eve of an exam, reading a<br />novel is one of the best prescribed remedies for the panic attacks<br />that paralysed us then. A close friend and voracious reader once told<br />me that she was so into a book that it was only when she saw the<br />rising sun tht she realised that she was up the whole night reading<br />the book. I personally found it a beautiful story but unfortunately,<br />it failed to strike the right chord with my lecturers coz my friend<br />was busy trying to catch up on her sleep during class hours! Her<br />rather loud snores evoked giggles and wide smiles from our classmates<br />and subsequent long and cold stares from my lectures. This silent and<br />omnious drama came to an end with a loud and angry thump on the table<br />by my lecturer - hence putting a brutal and quick end to my friend's<br />peaceful sleep.<br /><br />But with work, I had to forgo my habit of reading. Now in my new job,<br />reading is as important as even coming for work! So I rushed to the<br />nearest library and began a membership. So that part of the job is<br />taken care of. But the most difficult part of my job is writing the<br />lyrics of the latest English songs. Apart from an occasional Bryan<br />Adams song or something catchy, my knowledge on the subject is<br />disgracefully limited. So something that would ordinarily take one 15<br />minutes, I take more time than that, surfing the net, finding out the<br />latest songs by Rihanna, Matchbox 20 ( my initial reaction on hearing<br />the name was - MATCH BOX WHA????) 50 cent etc etc. In an effort so<br />save some face, I asked my boss whether I could write lyrics of some<br />old songs like Simon and Garfunkel, ( and this time, it was her turn<br />to go WHAAA??) whose songs are really timeless, meaningful ( and a lot<br />easier for me to search !!!). This plan was obviously vetoed as we<br />don't really cater to 60 something year olds..sigh!!!<br /><br />Now after hours of searching the net, I do know Rihanna's under my<br />umbrella song, Mandy moore's wild hope song and much more. So at the<br />moment, after getting the hang of my new job, its like second<br />childhood for me by being in touch with kids constantly and it feels<br />GREAT!yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-70534506389320837862007-09-06T05:17:00.001-07:002007-09-06T05:18:39.812-07:00blistering weather.. and facts!!Ok I am confused. Right when I thought that the heat in Dubai cannot get any worse, it’s like a smack right on the head! With the official ‘ vacation’ time drawing a close and people scurrying back from their vacation spots, the weather cycle seems to have hit the pause button as summer seems to be having no intentions of moving on and paving the way for it’s much more popular and well liked compatriot – WINTER.<br /><br />Bearing the tag of being an NRI is one which has to be borne with the perfect mix of humility and patriotism. Humility, because you have to be prepared to listen to statements like “Wow!! So you may not be used to buying anything Indian eh?” and counter these with answers that drips with modesty. The moment you commit the grave mistake of showing your pals a new gadget that you bought from the Gulf, rest assured you will be asked how much did it cost ( rupees wise) and your normally slow brain when it comes to currency and conversion is forced to work at a rate that will even please Einstein! And post - conversion, if the cost that you had spent on your new gadget adds up to a forbidding amount, again be prepared for raised eyebrows which actually imply “Man how rich are you??”<br /><br />Now this is a tricky moment. If you thought that the best reaction that will help you to squeeze your way through is by smiling and admitting that it did cost you quite a buck, you might as well clear your throat to start singing Akon’s ‘ I am so looonneellyyy’, with all your friends long gone. Instead the best reaction would be to feign ignorance and guilt for buying such an expensive gadget. This will reaffirm the faith of your ‘loved’ ones that you are indeed a modest and very Indian NRI.<br /><br />Towards the end of my course, as expected I was bombarded by questions about whether I would stay back in India or come back to Dubai. When I admitted to the latter rather apologetically, many were truly nice enough to give me very informative and on - the - spot -worked - on speeches about ‘brain drain’, ‘being patriotic’.. well you get the picture. Here’s where the must - have element of patriotism just might come in handy. <br /><br />I guess what I am driving at is that gone are those days when people used to scramble on top of each other to get a visa to the Middle East. With the IT boom in India, many can boast of fat pay checks and not even having to spend a wandering thought to going abroad to earn their livelihood. Suddenly, everyone is talking about the wonder that is India. But what makes my forehead crumble is that admist this new found wealth, many do not realise that in the 80’s and 90’s, a set of youngsters had to leave their loved ones and country, in the hope of a better future to the Gulf. They have immensely contributed to the accumulated wealth in India. So why the step motherly attitude towards them?yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-31955741620761704362007-08-26T06:07:00.000-07:002007-08-29T01:02:28.870-07:00PON ONAM..It’s onam again. Being in the college hostel for the past five years, Onam was all about giving our mundu nariyaddum to the laundry guy a month in advance, make reservations for lunch in restaurants, take a zillion snaps, getting them developed and putting them up in our respective hostel rooms ( either framed or with the walls of the room serving as the frame by messily sticking them there) under the caption ‘Me and the gang on Onam’ or something on similar lines. It was also about going to bed on Onam eve with hardly containable excitement, and thinking for the 100th time why God had not gifted you with longer hair just so that you will fit the image of the perfect Malayali girl!!<br /><br />It was about going shopping in advance for D day to T Nagar (a prominent shopping area in Chennai) in groups, all the while on the lookout for matching bangles, bindis, and earrings. When ordinarily we would brush the mere thought of wearing something Indian on a daily basis as ‘inconvenient’ and ‘ uncool’, we girls were on the lookout for fresh jasmine flowers and chandanam to adorn our foreheads. A blessed handful of girls who knew how to tie a sari with minimal supervision and equally minimal safety pins were all of a sudden much in demand and on Onam morning it was a hilarious sight to see these girls, looking terribly harassed, hopping from one room to another. When normally we would not even spare a thought to anything other than our assignments, project work or the latest movie to hit the theatres, we suddenly find ourselves thinking about Indian mythology and explaining to our friends from other states about the story behind Onam and Mahabali. And most of all, it was about sashaying down the streets of Chennai, revelling in the numerous stares of people who were nice enough to stop and stare with open jaws reaching the ground and their tongues rolled out like a red carpet!!<br /><br />That was five years back and a lot has changed since then; which does not mean that life has become lacklustre. For what it’s worth, I still have those photographs, whose white flipside once bore the faint yet elegantly written ‘Konica’ across it. But now it is replaced by big ugly patchworks of paint, which stands testimony to the fact that these pictures were once put up in a hostel elsewhere and marvelled at by a group of giggly girls. Now though that hostel seems to have disappeared, the room number 32s, 42s, 56s have gone, and the group of giggly girls have been replaced, these pictures, which are now buried deep under the layers of my attested certificates and resumes, are still taken out lovingly, but this time only to reflect the image of a lone face, blissfully lost in another world.. another time.<br /><br />So everybody, A VERY HAPPY ONAM TO U ALL!! Lets pray for a world where violence is something of the past. ‘ Treat the earth well; it was not given to you by your parents;it was handed to you by your children. We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children.’yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-58462904732258647972007-08-13T23:46:00.000-07:002007-08-23T03:31:17.822-07:00A WEEKEND AT THE MOVIESAs a fitting tribute to the past week of agonisingly long hours at the computer and extremely wide yawns that can grant any willing soul a peep into your entire oesophagus, I decided to dedicate my weekend to a back to back movie watching session. So I carefully sketched out my weekend by giving a chunk of my time to sleeping and eating and minimal time to socialising, cleaning the house and anything that involved getting up from the couch. The two movies that I chose as worthy of my valuable time and attention were the Malayalam film ‘ Hello’ and ‘Chak de india’<br /><br />I am gonna waste no time in talking about Mohanlal. If you are a Malayali ( you need not even be remotely interested in films) then rest assured, you know him. To say that I felt like shooting up to the ceiling of the theatre and come back dead, would be an understatement. With Mohanlal in a role that has nothing new to offer, a new actress ( Parvathy something ) who can put a piece of wood to shame when it comes to emoting, and Jagathy who is thoroughly wasted in the movie, I sunk into my seat for a more comfortable position and had a very long and nice nap.<br /><br />Next came Chak de India. Though I am a Shah Rukh fan, I never really considered him as a good actor. I was always in awe of his larger than life existence, where he is a chain smoker and no one really minds and where he has a back injury and suddenly everyone starts to care. From the time Chak de India was in the news, I could not help wondering what made a movie about hockey that centres on 16 girls appealing to SRK. According to me, what made this movie interesting was that the movie was all about the 16 girls and did not portray SRK as Vijay/Raj who serenades Kajol/ Rani/ Priety in the Swiss Alps for a long overdue change! Main characters like Vidya Sharma ( played by Vidya Malvade), Komal Chautala (Chitrashi Rawat) , Bindia Naik (Shilpa Shukla), Balbir Kaur (Tanya Abrol) , Preethi Sabarwal ( Sagarika Ghatge) and Aliya Bose ( Anaitha Nair) did a great job. I especially loved the scene where all the 16 girls report for training. The unique personalities of the girls were introduced almost immediately to the audience and had also succeeded in hinting at issues like people from the Far East (like Mizoram) being treated differently in their own country and people up north failing to realise the difference between Tamil Nadu, Karnataka and Andhra Pradesh. Though I am not sure whether this movie will help in reviving hockey in our country, I did get a clearer idea about the sport. And btw it looked like a really difficult sport to play than cricket – or does it look like that only on screen?? To sum up, Chak De India came at a time when family entertainers in Bollywood were a priced rarity. Chak De won’t have you cast frequent nervous glances at your already disgusted parents, in the fear that a steamy scene may add to their already erratic heart beat and sky high blood pressure!<br /><br />So here I am, back to work and dreaming about the upcoming weekend …yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-36776016143024903582007-08-09T00:28:00.000-07:002007-08-09T00:31:07.190-07:00THOU SHALL NOT COPY OR PLAGIARISEBeing an English editor cum reporter, my work involves a lot of calling up contacts, typing articles at a speed that can put a jet to shame, failing to meet deadlines hence having abundant scope to nurture the talent of ‘ thinking on one’s feet’ by giving on-the-spot-thought of excuses for not meeting them, giving in the article for publishing with shaky hands and finally, post publishing, have multiple strokes every time the office phone rings in the fear that someone might be calling up to inform me beforehand that they are going to sue me for writing something about/against them.<br />But work’s fun. Getting to meet people from all the sectors of the society, getting to attend meetings in hotels like Hilton and Marriott which you have always gawked at from a safe distance fearing that someone may charge you for just looking at the building are all perks that come with the job. With time, experience and eyeballs being glued to the screen, you learn how to keep your article free of mistakes and misquotes by rechecking the information till you are ready to rattle off the entire article by heart.<br />A long time ago, when still at school, I used to regularly contribute my amateurish writings to the supplement of a newspaper back home. Though I used to look forward to reading the paper everyday to check for my article, I partly used to look forward to reading to it for the articles of another regular contributor whose articles used to be one of the main topics of discussion among my friends. His articles and his writing used to so brilliant that among us at least he was a mini celebrity of sorts! Inches of the ‘mailbox’ column were occupied by letters from his fans, all applauding him for his creative and innovative articles.<br />Until he made the mistake of writing a poem inspired by a popular tv program’s theme song. It was pretty obvious that the piece was a tribute to the tv program. But a reader wasted no time in pointing out that it was a clear case of ‘copying’. The writer responded quickly by saying that it was a tribute to the tv program and in no way had tried to cover the fact that it was based on the theme song. This was all put to a quick end with a letter from the editor which said that when writing a piece which borrows content from another piece, we must always remember to put them under quotes, so that the reader will know that we are not trying to masquerade the writing as our own.<br />The Dan Brown case and the Kayva Vishwanathan cases have all highlighted every author’s nightmare – plagiarism. The latter had admitted to unconsciously borrowing content from an author whose works she used to avidly read while in high school. And the consequent punishment (which I felt was equal to a death sentence) was to rip off all copies of her books from shelves of many bookstores. Today while writing articles for my magazine, I am always bogged down by the fear of unconsciously borrowing some content from a previously read article or thinking of an idea for an article which may have been dealt with by someone from the 16th century and still be accused of plagiarism!! I understand that the line between copying and getting inspired by someone’s work is indeed very thin, but it is one that must be clearly defined. I have attended seminars back in college where directors have said that if you look around you, you are surrounded by ideas or subjects for any piece of work – be it a movie, novel or anything. But if you happen to deal with a subject matter that bears some resemblance with an old novel or movie, is that plagiarism? Or is that the lesser ‘sin’ of just getting inspired?yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-77771591802639553792007-08-05T04:53:00.000-07:002007-08-05T05:39:44.706-07:00RAGE MANAGEMENT!I had recently enrolled for driving classes. Kith and kin were quick to comment that I have just succeeded in taking the first step to moving closer to my ultimate meeting set with the Almighty! Ordinarily, I would have jumped up like a scalded cat and point out why they are wrong. But now, considering facts like finding a hard time while trying to keep hands firmly on the steering wheel in the face of a fast approaching mammoth bus, shattering the eardrums of my hapless driving instructor by giving out shrill albeit short screams while trying to steer the car, I really have to bow down to their judgement.<br /><br />But while pondering over the matter, I realised that there are many other factors which makes the proposal of driving a car less attractive here. Other than the awful traffic, obvious examples of road rage have often convinced me to keep myself off the roads. I commute to work on a private van which picks up people who are all headed towards the same place; similar to a public bus but smaller and more comfortable. Hence, this means that the van will have to wait for a few seconds to pick up people from each stop. Alls well when the van is on the move but hell breaks loose when the van stops for a second to pick up a person from a stop. A million horns are blared and a million curses grace your ears which makes you jerk up from your seat and think ‘Oh my god! Who killed who??’ A look of panic mixed with embarrassment and disgust while getting into the van is permanently pasted on the face of every passenger while trying to board the van.<br /><br />It’s Friday evening and you are all dressed to go out shopping (of course window!!). On your way to the mall, you probably got a few stares, yelling, gesturing which may mean anything from ‘are you mad’ or ‘who gave you a license to drive AND kill?’ Mostly we try to come of the situation with our dignity intact by either driving faster than the abusive driver or act like you are from Venus and ignore the person. I personally follow the latter as resorting to the former may just prove the vocal critic cum driver right about my rather questionable driving skills.<br /><br />In fact I feel that we have reached such a stage wherein the best place to vent out your anger is in a moving car. So if you know of someone who has had a fight with his or her best friend/broke up with girlfriend or boyfriend/forgot to feed his or her pet/got a bad haircut/got off from the left side of the bed, unless you have the skin of a hippo and crocodile combined, you just may not want to go out shopping or visit that favourite restaurant of your’s. Instead try placing orders through your phone – the rising of blood pressures and sore throats after all that screaming and swearing are pretty minimal here.<br /><br />Its pretty sad actually. I have read numerous articles about this increasing phenomenon of the road rage but now even a normally patient person jumps at the first chance of yelling at someone while on the road.<br /><br />And I really fail to see why…yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-34600981755289319702007-08-04T03:16:00.000-07:002007-08-04T03:18:02.407-07:00A SMALL MATTER OF SMALL TALK..I have always been one of those who stay ominously silent when stepping into an elevator. Even when with friends or family, the moment I step into an elevator, I transform into some kind of a stony faced ice sculpture. When flanked by strangers in an elevator, I feel a tad uncomfortable conversing with people, hence strictly responding with monosyllabic words, a nod or a ‘will answer later’ look. I recently read an article which said that Americans are supposed to be the masters of small talk. Well am no American, but still this finding was of no solace to me.<br /><br />So I finally decided to take matters into my hand. I decided to observe how others have the presence of mind to talk to someone who they barely know from their neighbouring office. Moreover being in an elevator gives you a time limit that you have to strictly adhere to. You will only have a certain amount of time to say something that will make you sound smarter than you actually are and step out feeling great about yourself! Anything contrary to that can make you a living misery and you may step onto your floor telling yourself that you are never ever going talk in front of anything other than a mirror and unless, understandably, you have a loaded gun pointed at your head.<br /><br />Amongst others, the most popular opening for small talk is ‘Oh My! This time, the summer is bad!’ or ‘The weather is just getting awful’. Especially in this part of the world where the heat is off the charts, the moment you remark about the weather, you can be assured of forming an instant bond with your fellow elevator mates! Other topics may include the traffic and briefly discuss about the congested roads and again very briefly moan about how you are already late for work. But please, oh please, do not overdo it coz you do not want to come across as a bellyacher. This will guarantee both a sympathetic and keen listener. The escalating rent, the local news, sports have also proved to be popular topics for small talk.<br /><br />Well if you are not a fan of small talk, here is the best option for you! You can either step into the elevator and ask your elevator mate/s – ‘WHICH FLOOR?’, press the button and wait for your floor ( all the while blissfully devoid of the need for small talk ) or take the stairs!<br /><br />So, happy small talking!yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-47512269676777679332007-08-02T05:34:00.000-07:002007-08-02T05:37:05.302-07:00LOOKS THAT COULD KILL!I had recently bid adieu to my student life. Speaking about my student life, I don’t have anything new to share coz half the student population on graduating have done a brilliant job of describing their college life and friends in teary and emotional words. Yes college life was fun, yes I had a great time hanging out with friends, yes I loved dreaming about bunking class but never mustering the courage to do so, yes I did spend a chunk of my college life in the canteen etc etc. So to save time (both your’s and mine) I will just say I had an ordinary yet smashing five years as a student.<br /><br />However, I had voluntarily decided to put an end to all those years of eating junk and occasional waves of homesickness by deciding to fly back to my nest – Dubai. So with shoulders drooping with the excess carry on luggage and gold coated dreams, I was greeted by family and friends in a way that befits a hostage let free. To make a long story short and less boring, with the initial excitement dying down, spells of staring at the ceiling and wondering what did happen to Amelia Earhart after all and far too much time orkutting, I found myself pouring over classifieds and soon got a job as an English Editor in a trade publication. I always knew that the work culture here was always different from India. But how different can it get? Turns out very different!!<br /><br />Step into any office here in Dubai, it need not even be an extremely posh one. You are forgiven for re – reading the name of the company after entering the office and for thinking that you have entered a modelling agency by mistake. People are almost always dressed up so well that you can bet some good money that they might be either getting paid a fortune or might be spending a fortune on clothes with no money to spare. Coming from a college where every student could be spotted wearing oversized kurtas and shredded jeans, I found it next to impossible to effortlessly mingle with these people who swear by Armanio, Ralph Lauren and Gucci designs. Soon I found myself very often in extremely hi profile shopping outlets with names I can’t even pronounce and clothes that have price tags that can even stir the dead. Morning coffee was no longer accompanied by the morning newspaper, but by fashion magazines. Soon my oily T zone, my ‘imperfect’ nose and the teeny tiny birthmark above my right eyebrow started to become my life’s biggest woes!<br /><br />With your earnings being dwindled away at such a rapid rate, it does not take too long for any person to come right back on track, as I have. I have now learnt that, yes looks do matter but it should not rob you of a peaceful night’s sleep! Nothing is worth all that trouble and by the end of the day, it’s your confidence and attitude that will make you stand out in a crowd of Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss, Penelope Cruz and Aishwarya Rai look-alikes!<br /><br /><br />So now life is back to being all rosy again..!:)yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-407681211238282926.post-42339908314217381312007-08-02T03:55:00.000-07:002007-08-02T04:10:31.316-07:00A PROLOGUEFor all those not in the know (and by that I mean a significant portion of the human race), yesterday was my birthday. So in the midst of all the cake cutting ceremonies, shouts of HAPPY BRITHDAY!!! and the quick - to – follow question WHERE IS THE TREAT?, I thought maybe its high time that I started writing down my thoughts and experiences, just for the heck of it! so here it is..a potpourri of news!!yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04446933515793984935noreply@blogger.com0